TPU · Soft throw

Squishy Fucks

Give someone a fuck from over here.

Same inventory, softer landing. Squeeze it. Flick it across the room. When they’re gone, you’re out of throws too. TPU. One connected word. Not a weapon. Not a toy.

Material

TPU · Flexible. One word. Squeeze it. Toss it across the room.

Size

One word, about 30–40mm. Soft TPU, letters joined on a base.

Packs

10 for $9.99 · 25 for $18.75 · 50 for $29.99 · 100 for $49.99

Colors

Bone, Black, Warning orange

Includes

That many whole fucks in a simple pouch. You bring the bowl, jar, or desk.

Ships

Packed to order. A few business days.

Note

Adult novelty. Not a toy. Not edible.